What you do when you are truly desperate to fuck things up even worse—like walking around sick with COVID and spewing everywhere.
I’m such an asshole, I got so bored today I went out and did a bit of Trump-spreading in the subway.
by October 6, 2020
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He loves to gaze at her two point spread.
by Wiscogrrl March 17, 2023
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a form of sixty-nining in which mouths are utilized on each other's toes, not each other's genitals.
My girl got crazy with my feet last night and we ended up in a Kentucky Spread.
by Goscha7452 March 27, 2015
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Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.
Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019
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Something the back girl said in the remake of Hell Boy when she got shot with a poisonous twig.
"Don't touch it it'll only make it spread faster!"
Me: That's what she said
by ☆★Midas★☆ January 28, 2022
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