spread that shit

To have intercourse with someone. Generally refered to as someone who one has not had intercourse and who is attractive.

Jessie's new date was really hot. His friend Mike turned to him and said: "Jessie, you better spread that shit".

by Smorgasboard1524 November 09, 2009

Spread your shit

The act of spreading one's buttcheeks apart so a police officer can insert his penis into your rectal cavity.

Antwaan wasn't happy when he heard officer Johnson say "Spread your shit because I'm gonna butter your cornhole".

by Don Weber March 28, 2008

spreading shit

The art of passing around gossip, usually unfounded and aimed at defaming somebody.

"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.

by Brainfart76 October 05, 2016