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spronobo 

Short for sprog no boner.

Commonly used when something/someone is so attractive, a male does not have time to gain an erection before he ejaculates.
1. Duuuuuuude, check it out! Barbaras bending over to pick up her handbag......uerrrggghhhh....I just spronoboed.

2. Nicks mum is spronobo material.
spronobo by methmatitian October 21, 2010
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spoopoween 

person 1: it’s spoopoween! person 2: happy spoopoween!
spoopoween by amnoagrass December 9, 2020
When you go out looking to pick up girls, but you actually want to pick up guys
Johnno: yea cusss let’s go out for a sprook

Johnno: nah cusss I wanna go for coffee and go sprooking

Spyro: hey Johnno, let’s get a coffee tonight.
Johnno: sorry babe, I’m going sprooking tonight
sprooking by Bashit January 26, 2018

sprootemstold 

Sprootemstold water is a cocktail first named by a Brazilian aspiring engineer and his Germanic mad scientist peer.

Its name derives from the following sentence: SParkling ROOm TEMperature STill cOLD water, a drink which consists of sparkling room temperature water and cold still water, in varied proportions. (50/50 advisable, 75/25 for extra sparklinnes/refreshingness)

It was first named after a BB gun shootout on a smouldering summer afternoon.
"Hey Bob, pass me that Sprootemstold cocktail, will you?"

"Oh man I am so thirsty, a sprootemstold would do me right now!"
sprootemstold by H43d August 23, 2011

sproogli 

A word used to describe a BATIM obsessed mf
Garry: hey carman do you have any favourite cartoon characters?

Carman: yeah, bendy.

Garry: Oh so bendys your favourite cartoon character?

Carman: yeah i just said it

Garry: stop tryna pull a sproogli
sproogli by Yoruajwjskwm December 12, 2022
An adjective. Used to describe an individual that exhibits signs of extreme fucktardness
Fuck sake Suraaj, stop licking the window ya fucking sprooter
sprooter by keeeeeman August 9, 2016