Sports Muff 

The nether-regions of a female after a sporting event.

I got a good taste of Melissa’s sports muff last night after her soccer practice.

Sports Muff by Rook34 November 8, 2023

Muffin Shorts 

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

Muffin Shorts by goddessorie February 10, 2009

Muffle Shorts 

Shorts so tight on a woman that one can read her lips, but one cannot hear what she's saying.

She looked awesome in those muffle shorts!

Muffle Shorts by dalekoprovidek August 21, 2014