spoon boy

any adult male that because he was denied the bonding nature of breast-feeding as an infant has certain unresolved issues, and or specific behavioral traits.

'OMG! Alvin is such a spoon boy...on our second date, he not only demanded that I drive, but that I fix his hair before we went out!'

by sandspit November 4, 2007

spoon boy

Any bald kid dressed in white, who possess the uncanny ability to bend spoons.

Spoon Boy: Do not try and bend the spoon...that's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth...
Neo: What truth?
Spoon Boy: There is no spoon.
Neo: There is no spoon?
Spoon Boy: Then you will see, it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

by The Black Jack October 25, 2006

Spoon Boy

A boy that likes cuddling up with a priest or family member, usually to initiate intimacy.

"Did you hear that Henry tried to seduce Father John?"

"How did he do that?"

"He tried to be Johns spoon boy"

by Truthy March 3, 2013

Spoon Boy

The guy off camera flicking spoonfuls of wet cornflower on the actress when the money shot is delivered thus creating the illusion of a turbo jizzing. Used often when the actor has to go round the buoy before he fully reloads.

Your dicks so small you’d only ever be hired as the spoon boy

by SailorPat February 14, 2019