When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…

Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”

Spooky-scary-ghost-dick by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023

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Spook Dicked

When a guy places a white handkerchief on his dick so it looks like a Halloween ghost and chases someone around the house with it.

I was hoping to get some action with Brad last night but all he did was act like a child and spook dicked me

Spook Dicked by LameGinger123 July 28, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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