splut

The sound effect of a pie being thrown or shoved in someones face. (as in those God-awful Garfield comics)

Mary: Jen, I baked you a coconut cream pie.
Jen: Oh thank you!
Mary: Here, try some! *splut*
Jen: *displays middle finger*

by Boner Bentley April 30, 2008

splutted

To be hit in the face with a pie.

Garfield-"What does splutted mean?"
Pie hits him in face.
"Oh. Splutted"
Season 1 episode 7 Garfield and Friends

by Sneaky Cheeks March 14, 2019

Splut

An extreme version of a slut.

Guy1: wow, I heard that girl slept with the whole football team
Guy2: what a splut!

by Ferris buller May 05, 2009

splut

The sound of a male ejaculating, or the act of ejaculating.

"Christos made a rather loud splut as he reached his orgasm."

by Damon B November 29, 2005

Splut

The female equivalent to a male fap, indicating the noise made during the process.

Oooh, Brad Pitt!
*splut splut splut*

by engagequadlaser May 16, 2006

splut

1. When you fall on someone. Usually from a distance. Not to be confused with "going splat"

2. The noise made by an object falling into your slushie.

"Keith fell off the balcony and landed on Malcom with a splut"

"What did you put in there!? Don't lie! Don't lie! I heard it go 'splut'!"

by JesterMonkey June 01, 2004

splut

A female who pretends to be interested in competitive sports only to seem more appealing to men. Notorious for completely bringing the entire vibe any particular sporting event down with their questions and/or needless and ignorant remarks.

Sport+Slut=Splut

Spluts will most often be seen wearing nothing but jerseys.

That splut may not know what a TE is, but that jersey-dress does a great job of outlining hers. NOW IF SHE COULD ONLY SHUT THE HELL UP!

by w0rdchef August 05, 2011