Splitcision

Combined and abbreviated word derived from split decision. Primarily used in political or sports related discourse

Chase Alan is a splitcision quarterback, exactly what the Redskins need this year.

Splitcision by Chase deez October 25, 2018

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splincision

a split decision with master precision.

did you just see that splincision?

yeah, he just totally saved that little girl's life.

splincision by Mickey Darling August 5, 2009

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Splitcision • splincision • slutcision

slutcision

When an otherwise conservative women makes a promiscuous decision. Licentious behavior that is out of character for the woman engaging in it.

My friend spent all semester sitting in her dorm room waiting on a kind guy and a committed relationship made the slutcision last night to drink multiple tequila shots and sleep with some guy she barely knew.

Synonyms: whorish, licentious, salacious, tramp like, easy
Antonyms : conservative, austere, prudish, chaste, virgin

slutcision by Matheau November 13, 2012

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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