Splenda daddy

A guy who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off

I wanted this black dress but my Splenda daddy didn't have the money.

by Hippiee____ August 29, 2015

Splenda daddy

A less rich form of a cinnamon papa. Will invite you out to dinner but cannot expect him to pay for your dinner...or his for that matter.

My splenda daddy took me out to dinner yesterday, but I had to pay for all the shit.

by tabasco luver January 01, 2010

Splenda Daddy

A term coined by Cindy B. Gilbert to describe a broke man attempting to be a sugar daddy.

(Other artificial sweetener brands suffice as well for this term.)

Jessica: Hey did you here about that gold digger dude Michael's dating?
Cindy: Ha, Michael having a bae.. funny...but seriously bro, no worries there, Michael is such a Splenda Daddy.
Jessica: Whaddya' mean?
Cindy: Everyone knows Michael's broke af.

by Redheadedamericangirl October 24, 2015

Splenda Daddy

A daddy (straight or gay older male with father like attributes and/or likes to sleep with younger individuals) that claims to provide financial support for love and attention, however does not meet the financial prerequisites to provide substantial sugar

My sugar daddy lost his job, thank god for his savings account so at least he can be Splenda daddy for now

by RobbSchu December 19, 2018

Splenda Daddy

A significant other that wants to spoil you like a Sugar Daddy but doesn't have enough money to do so.

"My Splenda Daddy wanted to buy me new clothes so he went to Goodwill and bought a $30 AC/DC t-shirt."

by Rusty Peener July 03, 2021

splenda daddy

A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.

Actually my splenda daddy got it for me...so no.

by word diva February 08, 2011

splenda daddy

a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income

girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"

girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."

girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"

by dirtybitchkatie May 15, 2007