Splenda Daddy

A man not able to financially achieve the status of being a sugar daddy but still plays out the lifestyle through a unsustainable dependency on plastic. Wealth is not defined by cash or assets, but by the confidence and perception that is reinforced through the man's credit card limit.

Unconcerned about his bleak bank account, my splenda daddy flew me to Paris and bought me everything I wanted using his American Express card.

by G-A-K October 29, 2011

Splenda Daddy

An older man that is rich and is excellent physical shape. He is most likely on HGH or some other form of steroids. His sugar intake is minimal, therefore he has to be a splenda daddy. Splenda Daddys usually only date woman 20-30 years younger and will also wear clothing WAY too young for them...i.e converse and fancy belts with shiny belt buckles..

Dude that guy isnt a sugar daddy, he is rich and in great shape...he must be a splenda daddy.

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by ponzi_joe May 13, 2015

splenda daddy

A man who is willing to be a sugar daddy, but has a serious lack of funds.

Actually my splenda daddy got it for me...so no.

by word diva February 8, 2011

splenda daddy

a younger version of a sugar daddy, a wanna-be sugar daddy, a sugar daddy in the making, or a guy who's not quite a sugar daddy b/c of lack of disposable income

girl #1 "So, he's flying you all the way to Miami just to see him for the weekend?"

girl #2 "Yeah, can you believe it? But he's not flying me first class..."

girl #3 "So what? It's gotta be nice having a splenda daddy!"

by dirtybitchkatie May 15, 2007

Splenda-daddy

Someone trying to
Be a "sugar-daddy" but financially cannot, so this is the next best sugar substitute!

My Splenda-daddy took
Me to sizzler for dinner and we went shopping at Ross dress for less too!!!

by Splenda G February 10, 2017

Splenda daddy

A guy who wishes to be a sugar daddy but doesn't have the funds to pull it off

I wanted this black dress but my Splenda daddy didn't have the money.

by Hippiee____ August 29, 2015

splenda daddy

A Splenda Daddyis a man who buys a women fashionable and fabulous fashions because he wants her to look her best. No sex involved, just shoes ... and bags, and clothes, and maybe a vacation or two.

Splenda Daddies look like sugar, taste like sugar but don't have all that extra calorie bullshit!

Check out my new Louis Vuitton speedy! My Splenda Daddy bought it for me.

by FashionKitty January 3, 2008