The Alabama Spittoon is a sex act performed with your sister, or mother. You cum into her mouth, and she then spits it into her baby.
by BloodyVibrator February 22, 2020
When you’re eating your chick out with a massive dip in your mouth. Then spitting the lip juice up her cunt.
Jack: “I just bought this log of Copenhagen”
Tyler: “nice what are you going to do with it?”
Jack: “give your mom a salty spittoon”
Tyler: “now that’s just nasty”
Tyler: “nice what are you going to do with it?”
Jack: “give your mom a salty spittoon”
Tyler: “now that’s just nasty”
by Ricky nards November 9, 2017
by handlebar poopstache April 15, 2016
by The Unforgiven Spatula July 9, 2011
A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.
1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
by Finnster13 January 24, 2018
When a person chewing tobacco eats out a woman and discreetly pushes the dip out of his mouth and inside her giving her a heavy buzz
Man did you hear what frank did to Marybelle. He southwestern spittooned her right into the hospital.
by Buster Miller July 8, 2014
by SpeckOstardust August 20, 2021