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spit valve 

when an unusually tall girl is giving a man a rusty trombone in the 69 position while pissing in his mouth
"That Josh Watson is a lucky man dating that ckick basketball player, she's so tall that she spit valved him last night."
spit valve by H2zZ December 9, 2004

Spit Valve 

A Woman who cannot seem to swallow semen. She spits it out.
"Hey man did you know Morgan is a major Spit valve?"
Spit Valve by Kozcup May 19, 2016

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.
Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

rusty spit valve 

When receiving a rusty trombone the man flatulates on the hoes tongue.
Yesterday Timmy gave Alicia a rusty spit valve and she was mad.
rusty spit valve by tatooed gnome October 16, 2008

spitvalves 

Amazing skacore band who are simply the best.
Yo nigga spitvalves ain't rap, that 50 cent shit's whack pop this up

ShitValve 

A ladys rear region connecting her poo pipe to her butt hole,
I would love to take you up the shitvalve
ShitValve by Derek Dirtbox December 7, 2010
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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