Spinalbifia 

Where your spine hurts and it’s you know “biffiing”

I think I have spinalbifia.

Spinalbifia by anonymous November 27, 2023

spinalbiafalitis 

A very serious back ache with restrictive arthritis like symptoms extending from the neck and shoulders down the spine to the lower back and hips. This condition is usually the direct result of extended sedintary horizontal activity such as horizontal folk dancing.

Sorry boss, I can't come in today, my spinalbiafalitis is flaring up again.

spinalbiafalitis by PMSQueen February 7, 2010

Spinabifia 

what drunk people get when they fall asleep in uncomfortable positions.

Ex: "Jeremy, laying on the stairs. DUMBASS. He's gonna get spinabifia!"

Spinabifia by ayyyygirl November 15, 2011