Spikey Lawgz

A booby trap from Battlefeild Vietnam of which when deployed cause instant death.

"I'm breaking socks in the hot sun, i fought teh lawgz, and teh lawgz won!"

"Oh noes! Itz the Spikey Lawgz!!!"

by Teh 1337 Desert Snowman November 17, 2006

spikey farts

When you fart so harshly you feel like a million nails were dispersed from your asshole by farting

My spikey farts are so bad they make my butt hole bleed

by batmanfarts August 17, 2015

Spikey Mikey

Then a girl has recently shaved her pussy and the stubble has started to come through, the girl then rides your dick and gives you a red rash where the stubble has rubbed against your skin.

'Bro that bitch have me a spikey mikey last night, hurt like fuck, hope she shaves before next time'

by Abarthdriver666 May 30, 2018

Spikey shit

When your are taking a shit and it feels like a cactus is sliding out of your asshole.

John: Damn bro, I just took a spikey shit. My asshole fucking hurts.

Bill: Ah, sorry about that dude. Those are the worst.

by Defon March 21, 2018

Yikey Spikey!

An utterance usually indicating shock or amazement, a variation of yikes but with a harder edge. A session browsing the pages of UDwill often cause this expression to be ejaculated with frequency.

"Yikey Spikey! So that what a pink sock means! I just thought it was hosiery of a pastel colour!"

by w00fdawg September 5, 2005

spikey squad

An Arab group that spikes thieir hair like "Pauly D" and they think their cool.

Hey Man whats that over their?

Friend. Thats the spikey squad don't mess with them. they will attack in a large group, surronded you and beat you up before you have a chance to blink. And of course spary you with fake "Gucci" Cologene

Me. Okay

by st Marc January 23, 2014

Spikey Dinosaur

theres 4 people, 3 with sticks
& they hop in line & they shove the sticks up there bum!

& the one without a stick they go up the front & they just enjoy the ride

1 Person: Oh Boy lets have a spikey dinosaur
2 person: hell yes, they feel good!
1 Person: i'll gather up the people!!

by Sammdogs & shazzmelon April 10, 2010