Spiked Seltzer

When you are making out with someone and open your eyes and make eye contact with a different person.

Django and I were making out when I opened my eyes and made eye contact with his friend Billy who was watching us. Total spiked seltzer moment.

Spiked Seltzer by Littleboy 2019 May 11, 2018

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Spiked seltzer

A gay drink for gay people.

Spiked seltzer is hella gay

Spiked seltzer by StephanieMcpoo August 19, 2019

Spiked seltzer

a liquid of unknown origin, secreted from the genetails, usually of a sex worker,which has the texture and flavor of walmart brand seltzer water

Whoh candi are you okay, i heard you had a flare-uo of spiked seltzer .

Steve you make me so horny,fill up a wine glass with your spiked seltzer and demolish me as i drink it.

Spiked seltzer by fodueao spondonicles October 27, 2019

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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