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Spider Kid

A spider kid is someone in a click of spider kids at a school. Like there are the jocks and the nerds and the spider kids. There is no definition of a spider kid but you know one when you see one. Symptoms include but are not limited to: died hair, infrequent showers and passion for weird very nerdy things.
Brandon is hanging out with his spider kid friends at band rn.
Spider Kid by daddylvsu69 October 3, 2018
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Spider Kid

The kid at your high school who is just really "special". There isnt an actual definition but you know they are one when you see one. Symptoms include having a self charm (mainly to nerds), interest in weird things, and not taking showers and having a lisp. A good example would be Dustin from Stranger Things.
Jason has a weird Spider Kid friend. His name is Aaron and he has a lisp and is really into chess. I also think that he has never taken a shower in his life or at least he smells that way.
Spider Kid by sgduysagedy29 September 28, 2018

Spider Man Kid 

Some immature dumbass kid, probably around the age of 9 or 8 that expresses his love of Spiderman in his clothing. Wears a Spiderman T-Shirt, blue sweatpants, and Sketcher Light Up shoes. Most likely watches Cartoon Network, and plays with Pokemon, Bakugan, and Yu-Gui-Oh.
Tabatha: OMG my litte brother is such a Spider man kid, he keeps on playing with Bakugan!
Tiffany:OMG like I know right? Like he has a Spider man shirt that says Bang! on it. I mean like really?
Tabatha:IKR?
Tiffany:LOLZ

Mark: REPTAR HAS TIMES FOUR JAW STRENGTH AND PLUS FIVE DEFENSE!
Bobby: NUH UH, MY GALANGANASH HAS PLUS SIX STOMPING ABILITY AND PLUS TWENTY DEFENSE.
Mark: Well your GALANGANASH IS NO MATCH FOR MY: UBARBEAR. UBARBEAR GO! WATER TORNADO ATTACK GO!
Bobby: FML

Spider-Man: No kids home 

The child pornography version of Spider-man: No way home
David: Bruh Yassien has so much child porn downloaded.
Jayden: Yeah he probably even has Spider-Man: No kids home
Spider-Man: No kids home by Kriftyz January 15, 2022

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026