spicy taco

any male prostitute who is especially greasy or hasn't showered in 7 months.

Billy: The other day I ate a spicy taco
Bob: Do you even know what that is?

spicy taco by a babies goad April 18, 2017

Spicy Taco

Rigorously rub spicy chili peppers all over your penis (don't worry about that tingly, awesome burning sensation) just before fucking like a rock star.

Sara, "Hey Mindy, I heard you're fucking Gordan Ramsey from Hells Kitchen?"

Mindy, "Yeah, last Monday was the Mexican episode and he gave me such a bad Spicy Taco I had to put an ice cube in my pussy!"

Spicy Taco by Jeremy Beavercreek September 28, 2011

Spicy Taco

before engaging in some very "hot" and erotic foreplay with dildos and/or vibrators, you dip or spray the toys down with some pepper spray or some bear mace, and I mean give em a real good coat. Then you take the false wangs and you proceed to go directly to town on your partner's beav and/or bung. If you so choose, you may enjoy the spicyness as well using your mouth or genitals, or both.

Say, love muffins? How's about I duck into that hunting supply store real quick, and pick up some bear mace. Then, we can meet behind that dumpster, and I'll hook you up with a spicy taco while we wait for grandma to get out of surgery?

Spicy Taco by D.P. Wong March 17, 2009

spicy taco

A douchebag who stalks two girls to Big Truck Tacos and gets bitched when they go through the drive thru. Common symptoms include, but are not limited to: paying for the targets night at the fair and then getting ditched for another man, abandoning friends to stalk targets, excessive talking about one's wrestling career to try to impress the stalked girl(s), and excessive crying and pouting over the above situations

Sounds like a case of the Spicy Taco

spicy taco by GSP_anal69 October 22, 2010

Spicy Taco

This is when you get anything spicy (tabasco, salsa), or anything else spicy that you would eat, and dump them into a pussy. When you start licking her pussy, it will taste good. Like a taco.

My girlfriend gave me the worst head when were were 69ing. So i decided to put some tabasco sauce up her pussy. Dayum. I didnt even notice her bad head when i was tasting that spicy taco!

Spicy Taco by coak October 23, 2006

Spicy taco

Getting fisted by another individual up the ass and up the urethra

Hey Jeff . Do you want a spicy taco.

Sure. What's that?

PREPARE YOUR ANUS!!!!!!

Oh Jesus Christ!!!!!!!!

Spicy taco by Pu gf ddguh c gftufde August 31, 2016

Spicy Taco

1) Dark Skin Mexican

2) Sexy Mexican

Wow, Marco is a very spicy taco

Spicy Taco by Rowme November 7, 2016