A sex move in which the man coats his penis in Tabasco (or other preferred hot sauce) then puts on a condom and proceeds to have sex. Near the point of climax, the man pulls out rips the condom off, rams his penis back inside, violently thrusts until climax and shouts "Spicy McHaggis!"
"Man, I gave my girl a Spicy McHaggis last night"
"I don'tthink that's what she meant by wanting to spice things up" "Me either, she threw me out."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!