1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.
2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".
by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007
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You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.
Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
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Person 1: "I go to the sperm bank twice every week so I can spread my DNA over as many babies as possible to create an army of little me's!"
Person 2: "Dude, quit being such a sperm bank whore! No one wants your ugly genes polluting their babies!"
Person 2: "Dude, quit being such a sperm bank whore! No one wants your ugly genes polluting their babies!"
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