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sperm bank

1) A facility that collects sperm from donors, usually for the purpose of artificial insemination.

2) A loose, promiscuous woman that collects sperm from "donors", usually for the purpose of oral or vaginal consumption. often in large quantities.
That tramp Beth applied for a job at the sperm bank the other day. They turned her down. They said they were afraid she would "gobble up all the profits".
by Ill Bill B Illin' September 8, 2007
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A fun place to go to when you're broke and/or need to get off. They let you borrow their free porn so that you can rub one out into a cup, AND you get paid! Make sure you don't get a magazine that has "water damage"
You get $50 per visit, but the thing is you have to go at least once a week and go through a pretty thorough screening process. And after 20 or so successful ejaculates, you get $60 per visit.

Getting paid to jerk off. What a deal! Sign me up.
by masterbaiter December 13, 2004
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A woman of loose morals, who engages in promiscuous sexual activity.
Oh man...Lucy is your sister-in-law? That chick is a walking sperm bank!
by antraeindubh March 31, 2004
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i made a deposit in her sperm bank.
by sweather catcher August 11, 2010
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The legal way to buy and sell children. Sperm are living things too, you know.
The only thing worth going to a sperm bank is that they pay you once you released your load.
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Facility where you are paid for your saved ejaculations!
Louisiana Sperm Bank, You Squeeze, We Freeze It!”
by Nitrohead21 January 19, 2018
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sperm bank whore

Someone who donates way more than their share to a sperm bank just so they can integrate their genes into as many artificially inseminated babies as possible.
Person 1: "I go to the sperm bank twice every week so I can spread my DNA over as many babies as possible to create an army of little me's!"

Person 2: "Dude, quit being such a sperm bank whore! No one wants your ugly genes polluting their babies!"
by Ikurasake Gerigenion January 27, 2008
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