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SpeedyLoon 

SpeedyLoon is someone that wants to fucking kill him self and will stay a virgin till he become 41. This is because speedyloon fucking buffs the ballon so hard and anyone who uses this probably gets boners when they see a fucking fat chick. They also think having a 1million snapscore is cool, they also seem to finger them self for fun.
Person 1: Hey, wanna fuck?
Person 2: Nah i use speedyloon i cant till im 41
Person 1: Thank fucking god i asked

Person 2: Yeah im very weird.
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speedyloon 

Speedyloon is a combination of cards using skeleton barrel and ballon, in the popular game called clash royale. Anyone who uses this combo probably fucking fingers themself and has no mates. He also has a fetish for fat girls and wants to get laid by multiple at once. They also get no bitches and probably get paid to get laid by a fat girl. These type of people are virgins and the fat girl is probably get scared of them because they use speedyloon
1: I use speedyloon
2: Kys
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