The act of shitting on a girls tits and then motor boating her
“I gave Jessica a chocolate speedboat last night and it was stinky but dope
by King9Neck October 29, 2022
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Taking the drugs DayQuil and NightQuil at the same time. That shit cray.
i was flying on a russian speedboat the entire funeral, it was great.
by Best Test In the West October 10, 2012
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A single-wide trailer with indoor toilet.
Q: Hey what are you going to do with the money you won?
A: Probably buy a Puerto Rican Speedboat for my mother.

Q: Hey how's that essay Ramos doin'?
A: He's good just moved into a new Puerto Rican Speedboat with his wife.

Q: Oh that'll be good to have that indoor toilet for all nine of his kids.
by Paddy O'Toole January 5, 2011
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A double-wide trailer with an indoor toilet.
"Hey Essay, did you see Juan's new place?"
"Yeah, that vato got himself a Puerto Rican Speedboat!"
by Steve Mullhollan January 2, 2010
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Like a Dutch rudder but much faster and usually accompanied by flamenco music.
Last night Tim and the lads had a big Spanish speedboat party
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Close your eyes, imagine yourself on top of a snowy mountain. Those mountains are tits and that snow is cocaine. Also known as Mont Blanc.
“You motor boating sons of bitches!” Natalia said with a coy smile. “Want to kick this up a notch or two?”

Erol turned to Cary and asked rather excitedly “Is she saying what I think she’s saying?!”

Natalia eagerly interjects “That’s right fellas, rev up your engines... it’s frosty speedboat time!”
by Dolphinsploosh June 30, 2020
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a person whom does stupid things regardless of his or her intentions
Omg, there goes another Johnny speedboat
by Dragonia Crimson January 24, 2019
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