Speed wipe

Another Name For Toilet Paper

Guy 1: (Gets to end of roll) We need some more speed wipe

by john_doe 123456 July 9, 2009

Spedwipe

A person who takes a shit on the toilet and misses.

Noah: Oh my god, did you hear what Nick did?
Brandon: Yeah, that spedwipe fucking shat all over the ring.
Noah: I know, right? How do you even fucking miss? YOU’RE SITTING DOWN!

by 🌭🌭🌭 July 13, 2018