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Wiping your ass so fast so that you finish quickly.
Often makes your anus bleed or give it a rash.
Guy outside stall: "Dude, hurry up!"
Guy inside stall: "Okay, I'm going to start speed wiping, then!"
by TheDudeWhoMadeThis April 14, 2010
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