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Speed dating 

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Speed Dating 

When a guy is very hot and picks up a bunch of girls at once.
John's speed dating right now. He is getting 20 girls at once.
Speed Dating by BigSmoke40 December 1, 2020

texas speed dating 

When you stop to fuck the animal you just hit with your truck.
"God damn that deers gunna get some Texas Speed Dating"
texas speed dating by Ingewood August 19, 2016

nigerian speed dating 

The action of fucking in the first 3 minutes of meeting each other
I'm about to go Nigerian speed dating with Jessica later

nigerian speed dating 

The action of fucking the first three minutes of meeting someone
Me and Jessica off tinder finna go nigerian speed dating tonight

Seed Dating 

Go out with someone (in whom one is romantically or sexually interested) with intent to reproduce
"I've been getting into seed dating lately."
Seed Dating by Gio Bidoni March 24, 2024
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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