Speed Sock
I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.
Speed Sock by sekwencer February 23, 2008
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Speedy socks
Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.
Speedy socks by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021
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Speed Sock • Speedy socks • speedcock • Speedcock.net • speed cocking • speed docking • Speed Jocked • Speed suck • speed • speed bump
speedcock
Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.
speedcock
The name of the speediest social network on the internet; speedcock.net Many may confuse this with Facebook but that is neither the case or the intention. It is intended to be a more collaborative environment allowing you to speedcock
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