Speed Sock 

The act of refining your boxing skills on your girlfriend's pink sock.

I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.

Speed Sock by sekwencer February 23, 2008

Speedy socks 

Speedy socks is a short dude with extremely hairy legs, that wears his socks pulled up very high. Speedy socks is called that pacifically for his run, he runs like a lego brick man.

Person 1: look it’s speedy socks running past
Person 2: omg his amazing 👏

Speedy socks by Hi.I’m.speedy.socks November 27, 2021

Speedcock.net 

The speediest social networking site.

Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!

Speedcock.net by rhino91494 September 15, 2011

speedcock 

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.

*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*

speedcock by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008

speedcock 

The name of the speediest social network on the internet; speedcock.net Many may confuse this with Facebook but that is neither the case or the intention. It is intended to be a more collaborative environment allowing you to speedcock

speedcock.net; the speediest social network on the internet.

speedcock by bennettw September 15, 2011