Speed Dicking

The art of turning and drawing a penis on someone's property as quick as physically possible. As you are drawing the penis on your peer's personal property, the artist has to say "Speed Dicking" as fast as possible.

Jake: "You are so good at speed dicking!"
Lachy (Caravan): "Yes, you are so brilliant at speed dicking!"
Ethan: "I know, i should be a professional speed dicker!"

Speed Dicking by Swegsticle July 23, 2014

speed docking 

A new form of space docking thought to have originated in the jam scene of Baltimore. While space docking is the act of defecating directly into one's vagina. Like a space ship attempting to dock to a space station, "space docking" involves very accurate control and near-perfect alignment of the two orifices.

The true tale of what speed docking is still remains a mystery. Some say it is a version of space docking but on a boat while spun out.

"Hey mama, wanna ride my boat and try speed docking tonight?"

speed docking by TronTastic Cheshire Avenger August 23, 2011