Spectral Jackhammer Share definition Flag When the protagonist dons 1980's-style wraparound sunglasses with Neon-sides and flourescent-tinted lenses and proceeds to jerk off into a ladle. A proper Spectral Jackhammer should be preformed while listening to "One Night in Bangkok!" Spectral Jackhammer by Jam Batterson December 30, 2008 Get the Spectral Jackhammer mug.