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mcdonald's special sauce 

It is a term for someone who is incredibly stupid and white trash.
Billy is McDonald's Special Sauce because all he does is dislocate his knees will running for tennis tryouts.

Santa's special sack 

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is typically done at Christmas because he can blame Santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts

wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up, you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am I so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas"

Santa's special sack 

This is when your grandad comes into your room when your sleeping and wanks over you. It is tipically done at christmas because he can blame santa as he has white hair and a beard. It often wakes the sleeping person up but if this happens just say "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas". then deposit the 'gifts' from your sack and leave.
Grandad/old man walks into room and starts a
wanking over someone.
Sam - " what are you doing here, you woke me up you twat"
Jimmy - " Don't mind me, I'm just santa dropping of my presents from Santa's special sack."
Sam - "Why am i so sticky!!"
Jimmy - *whispers* "Oh shit I need to leave"
Jimmy - "Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas"

Daddy’s special sauce

Sperm which comes out of a daddy’s dick
Oh yesssss, give me some of that daddy’s special sauce

Baal's Special Spot 

The spot Baal goes to on the Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare map Crossfire. No one else can use this spot because it is copyrighted and trademarked under the "Hate the Player" deal in which Baal (me) reserved the spot. YOU CAN'T USE IT!
Me (Baal)- I just shot you from my special spot bitch (Baal's Special Spot)!
Other team player trying to help his team- FUCK!!!!! Where is he?

chef's special sauce 

The daily "special" at a chinese restaurant, made by adding three scallions and a mushroom to any other sauce in the restaurant.
Don't order the chef's special sauce. It's the same as General Tso's, but probably with something extra - like celery, or botchelism.
chef's special sauce by mossyrock September 4, 2014