Spazwit 

Comes from the merging of spastic with fuckwit. A mean, selfish, insensitive prick who parades as a rambling, incoherent retard to avoid detection. This individual will betray you but somehow will manage to weasel out of it.

This is the last time I listen to that Spazwit!

Spazwit by Zmans September 1, 2011

SpazNit

(1)Somone whom spaz's out in a cool way. A funny way, or an interesting way. Usually assosciated with random outburtst. (2)Can also be used to refer to somthing as in using "bitchin". However it is used as an expression in this case.

(1)
"Dude, that spaznit went totally insane!"
"Whoa, the spaznit strikes agian!"
(2)
"SpazNit!"
"you did what!? Spaznit!"
"That computer is teh spaznit"

SpazNit by MalkavianFreak September 29, 2004

spazwing 

To light up a cigarette

Hey is it okay if i spazwing in here?

spazwing by Dave Bennett October 16, 2008

spazzitol

Drugs, such as ritalin, dextroamphetamine or horse tranquilizer, which are given to hyperactive people to help them calm down and finish their sentences. Tends to be expensive.

Our insurance ran out, so instead of spazzitol, my mom just hits me with a hammer.

spazzitol by TchotchieTchotchTchotchTchotch September 30, 2008

Spazzitude 

Disproportionate amount of emotion displayed after a disconcerting moment; irrelevant to the significance of the moment; combination of spaz and attitude

Tim had a lot of spazzitude after shanking the volleyball out of bounds, despite his team being up by double digits.

Spazzitude by NEW1126 May 3, 2021

spazwich 

A thin slice of slow-smoked spaz, a sheet of cheese, a little coating of enigmatic mustard between two slices of white city funk.

"Take a bite out of that spazwich and try not to choke on the thick, retarded relish"
or, more simply:
"you're a spazwich"

spazwich by Mr. Zebra June 18, 2006

spazwing 

To light up a cigarette

Hey is it okay if i spazwing in here?

spazwing by Dave Bennett October 16, 2008