Spaznik

Someone, whose actions are so retarded, they can be seen from space.

Name takes influence from Sputnik, the first satellite to orbit the earth.

"Man, Freddie is busting some moves of spaznik proptions!"

by Dill Wum August 3, 2013

Spiznik

A person who is getting fucked in the ass, has the man pull out and put his dick in their mouth to suck so they can swallow his cum with a taste of shit .

That spiznik will blow your mind with how she finishes you off.

by 1SG April 3, 2021

spanikopita

(noun): a sassy female spaniard with a bit of 'tude. Differentiates from a chonga in the sense that spanikopitas originate from hawaii. They also are not known for having sharpie liplines or glued bangs.

That girl in Lilo and Stitch is such a spanikopita.

by Bbygrllaquisha May 29, 2010

SpazNit

(1)Somone whom spaz's out in a cool way. A funny way, or an interesting way. Usually assosciated with random outburtst. (2)Can also be used to refer to somthing as in using "bitchin". However it is used as an expression in this case.

(1)
"Dude, that spaznit went totally insane!"
"Whoa, the spaznit strikes agian!"
(2)
"SpazNit!"
"you did what!? Spaznit!"
"That computer is teh spaznit"

by MalkavianFreak September 29, 2004

Spanikopita

Only the best food to ever exist.

That Span was so fucking bomb!
I’m gonna make some Spanikopita!!!

by yungdAgGErpeni April 3, 2019

SPAZTIK

WHEN SOME RETARD SPAZZES OUT

UNWOCK IS ONE SPAZTIK MOTHER F*****

by MOONY BOY October 3, 2018

spaznihilate

When two spastically charged people smash into and annihilate each other and/or any possibility of a stable relationship.

Those two spazzes would be a perfect match if they could control themselves even a little, but I bet they'll just spaznihilate each other.

by ™Mule September 10, 2011