Sparatus 

A big problem or dilemma

I'm having such a sparatus!

Sparatus by Regina Philangie February 20, 2004

Sparagus 

When your walking down the road and someone is acting not right. It is crackhead energy with or without the crack.

He is acting sparagus!
Watch out! Sparagus incoming

Sparagus by Danielyates May 1, 2021

sparatisize 

to place objects/ ideas in random disposition

My room is filled with sparatisized clothes.

my thoughts are just sparatisized right now.

sparatisize by Nick Navarro March 29, 2009