A family becomes a spamily when an individual within the family chooses to communicate with other members of the family only when they are attempting to sell a product or service to family members.
Spam-ily, A Family that continuously spams all their friends and relatives daily with photos of their children etc via means such as facebook and instagram.
Relatives who consistantly forward spam emails, chain letters, and or alarmist propoganda.
John's mother sent him an email about another urban legend believing it to be true, prompting John to set her email account as spam, with his other spamily.
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.