spakul

When you go to a spa and ask for "Special Services" or "Happy Endings"

Let's go and have a Spakul

spakul by spakul January 15, 2017

Coogan Spatula 

When Steve Coogan flips waffle fries or any unprepared frozen meal or treat with his dick-hole.

Hey Steve, make sure to Coogan Spatula those waffle fries well.

Coogan Spatula by Sheepy 9 December 19, 2013

Spaulding High School 

A place where the ROTC program, the band, and the drill team try harder than the actual football team itself

Joe: “Hey, are you going to the Spaulding High School football game?”

Dave: “To do what, watch the halftime show?”

Spaulding High School by zay12 October 8, 2017

New Jersey Spatula 

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

New Jersey Spatula by 11inchbonner November 5, 2018

Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

Better than a dirty spatula by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

speakulation 

1. when someone with a microphone hijacks the peace and quiet of a public space with unwanted, unintelligible, or superfluous information.

I finally got settled in my seat in the back of the plane. I pulled out my book and began to get back into the complex and entertaining storyline. That is when the "speakulation" began spewing out of the speaker above my head. The flight attendant, then the pilot, then the flight attendant again, over and over every thirty seconds for most of the flight, I was bombarded with unintelligible, and unwanted information that actually hurt my ears to listen to.

speakulation by Fotofly November 27, 2010

Spatula City

A warehouse full of spatulas for *any* occasion. Popularized on U-62 (a UHF station) in the movie UHF.

♫Spatula City, we sell spatulas, and that's all!♪

Spatula City by PheagleAdler May 19, 2010