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Spaghetti Blowjob

First you put noodles on your dick and balls, then shlop some prego tomato sauce on your sausage, and have your girlfriend/wife suck until the parmesan comes out, then proceed to place it all on a plate, and enjoy.
Me: omfg, my girlfriend and I shared the best plate of spaghetti blowjob together

Coworker: wtf?

Spaghetti blowjob

Where you get a plate of spaghetti and put the noodles around the mans penis. The girl then puts spaghetti sauce on the mans balls. And she/he sucks all the mess off
Elijah:Chill my balls are sensitive

Aiden :This is a spaghetti blowjob, don’t complain bitch
Spaghetti blowjob by Big Daddy UGH February 27, 2019

Spaghetti Blowjob

When you give a blowjob right after eating very saucy spaghetti and gag on that thang, causing the spaghetti to make a reappearance; throwing spaghetti up during a blowjob.
"Yea I had a date with my girl lastnight!"
"Oh yea? How'd it go?"
"Oh not bad, she ended up giving me a spaghetti blowjob!"
"Hell yea!"
"Yea noodles came out her nose!"

Spaghetti Blow Job

When she sucks on your pubes instead.
Carter: Heyo Ben how was your night? Heard you were with your girl?
Ben: It fucking sucks she gave me a Spaghetti Blow Job.

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026