Spackle Ass

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Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.

I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.

Spackle Ass by SweetBill December 28, 2005

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Ass-Spackle

The mixture of sweat and shit on a persons ass, usually seen after exercising, marked by its disturbing texture, and horrendous spell. Also known as Ass Cheese.

Man Phils shorts are covered with Ass Spackle.

Ass-Spackle by Anonymous December 3, 2002

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Ass Spackle

When one uses his own fecal matter to cover holes in his wall.

Did you just shit? Know thats my ass spackle.

Ass Spackle by David Love May 18, 2008

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ass spackle

To fill an ass with cum to the point that it is overflowing...at which point you take your finger and even out the amount that will no longer fit. Hence spackling the ass.

Dude, that chick has a huge ass, I think she needs some ass spackle.

ass spackle by Daviel April 29, 2008

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Ass-Spackle

A clever spackling product that comes in 2 colors. Caucasian and African American. And 2 sizes, large jug and small jug. Product first introduced on Comedy Central on 'The Man Show'.

That plumber needs some ass-spackle.

Ass-Spackle by Slice January 29, 2003

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Ass-spackle

Poo with the consistency and properties of spackle. It smears rather than wiping cleanly, dries instantly, and clings to your ass like it is trying to patch up your butthole.

Mark: Sorry man, I won't make it over tonight, sat down for a quick shit and turns out it is ass-spackle :( Feels like I am trying to squeeze Play-Doh out of a frosting bag.
Peter: Jesus dude, don't apologize. Sending prayers.\

Ass-spackle by K-Beezy September 2, 2017

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Ass Spackle

Splattering someone or something with small pieces of shit from an unprotected wet fart/shart

Heather ass spackled my forehead when we were 69ing.

Ass Spackle by Brochachoh September 8, 2026

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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