Spacetime-Probability Cognitive Sciences

The interdisciplinary study of how minds process information across the five-dimensional manifold of space, time, and probability. This field asks not just "how do we think?" but "how do we think across all possible branches of reality simultaneously?" It investigates phenomena like déjà vu (momentary overlap with a probability branch where you've already experienced this moment), intuition (access to information from adjacent probability branches where you already know the answer), and that strange feeling that you're being watched (you are—by a version of yourself from a branch where you're standing behind you). Spacetime-probability cognitive sciences suggest that your mind is not a single processing unit but a multiversal network, with most of its activity happening in branches you'll never consciously occupy.

Example: "She studied spacetime-probability cognitive sciences and now explains her forgetfulness as 'cross-branch interference.' 'I didn't forget your birthday,' she told her boyfriend. 'I just accessed a probability branch where I already celebrated it with you, and the memory hasn't properly synchronized with this branch.' He said that in the branch where she remembered, she probably also remembered to buy a gift, which she hadn't."

Spacetime-Probability Cognitive Sciences by Abzugal February 14, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007