Space Shrimping 

Space Shrimping is when the man has his girlfriend lie on her back, stick her ass in the air, he straddles her facing away and lines up orifices for a space docking. while in the middle of the docking procedure, he is to insert his penis directly into her anus and commence ejaculation. then a straw is inserted into the awaiting gaper and the semen is sucked out.

"I;ve lost 35 pounds on the space shrimping diet"

Space Shrimping by Papa Ganja January 31, 2010

Space Shipping 

NASA has a vigorous training program. Many routine activities are rehearsed here on earth to make sure they are done properly in a weightless environment. In space they use a vacuum suction toilet to help remove excrement from the bowels. Here on earth they have a practice facility that simulates the feeling of a space bowel movement to train the colon for interstellar missions. The training involves a patriot volunteer with strong lungs that can create superior tidal velocity as they cusp the rectal opening with their lips. This simulation is the most realistic training of the use of such hi-tech facilities.

"Hey I just ate a 4 pound burrito and it didn't settle right. Wanna go Space shipping?"

Space Shipping by Brad McBro June 17, 2016