spronkey

SpRoNKeY, pn.
Humorous and funny creature residing at www.spronkey.com

Lo SpRoNKeY!

by spronkey November 30, 2003

Shronkey

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.

No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

by Grondinelli January 20, 2009

Shronkey

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.

Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater

by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019

shronkey

like if shrek and donkey fuck and the kids is shronkey then

shronkey

by please approve my dicktionary October 6, 2020

Spronked

To get fucked up, messed up, destroyed, or embarrassed in the sickest way by/in front of your group of assholes/friends.

You: *your friend knocks you out of the course in GTA*

Your friend: hope you have insurance, cause you just got spronked!

You: *just got roasted so hard your considered burnt*

Your friend: Ooooooo, You just got mega spronked dude!

by MTMS Shooked November 21, 2017

Stronkey Punch

A variation of the Donkey Punch, in which a strap-on dildo is used.

Man, that bitch was so pissed, she stronkey punched me!

by Pezzmonster March 1, 2011

sponkey

It is the "sped" and "monkey joined merged into one word.

ur such a sponkey bro

by sycloneeeee September 26, 2020