Southside of Chicago
Southside of Chicago by .3mxi December 28, 2024
South Side of Chicago
the South Side of Chicago can be dangerous as fuck. Certain neighborhoods should be avoided. However, to say even MOST of the south side is ugly (some faggot on urban dictionary called it ugly) means you never even grew up there and you wouldn't last a minute down here because you're most likely an over-privalegded north sider bitch. You can't hang with some of the most down to earth, funny as fuck, blue collar, hard-working, and hard people (only if you go too damn far) on the planet. I lived in Canaryville and Bridgeport then moved to Oak Lawn when i went to high school. The south side is a hell of a lotta fun. you just need to be careful of your surroundings. I recently moved to Cali and people here LOVE south siders. so if any of you bitches wanna shit on our side of this great city, think again. Because we have more character in our left nut than, most of you north side and dwntwn fags have in your entire body. Fuckin' north side bitches act like they're from SAN FAGCISCO and preach how their part of the city is so progressive and with the times, while we south siders are just pretty much animals. We are the soul of the city. Irish, Black, Greek, Italian, Polish, Lithuanian, Mexican, Puerto Rican, El Salvadorian, etc. We are very diverse and multicultural with (probably) the best damn food, spirits, and pride on this whole fucking earth. So to all you bitches who wanna shit on our beautiful South Side, eat a dick.
Guy Number 1: Hey man where you from?
Guy Number 2: the south side of chicago.
Guy Number 1: omg that's like super ghetto
Guy Number 2: no it's not, asshole. It's beautiful
Guy Number 2: the south side of chicago.
Guy Number 1: omg that's like super ghetto
Guy Number 2: no it's not, asshole. It's beautiful
South Side of Chicago by batman89 December 26, 2012
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Hate Sink
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026