southern water

Beer.

person 1: this gumbo is gonna taste like shit

person 2: boy you just need to add some SOUTHERN WATER to it and it'll taste fine

southern water by comfortedreality May 4, 2023

Southern tap water 

A cup of dip spit

Person 1: Hey man you got any water its hotter than Africa out there

Person 2: Sure thing just take one of those cups of southern tap water out of the trash can

Southern tap water by Colebutt January 11, 2012

Southern Waterslide

When you rub lard on your bare ass, tie yourself to a pickup truck with a long rope, and have a friend drive you down the streets of Myrtle Beach

Ron: “Do anyhing fun this summer?”

Bill: “Just a Southern waterslide”

Southern Waterslide by Papi Snaz July 9, 2018

Southern Waterfall 

An innuendo regarding getting a woman wet.

Southern refers to how the vagina is down below (as South is down). Waterfall refers to how wet she gets.

I'll cause a Southern Waterfall with her tonight

Southern Waterfall by AgreeableRecord August 6, 2024