Soup Sandwich

That paint job was fucked up like a Soup Sandwich
by Freddy All December 29, 2015
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A kid that lives across from me that has complete and utter disregard for personal hygiene, constantly smells of decomposing skin and bacteria, eats ogre style, leaving his hands drenched in ranch dressing, never cleans his laundry and wears filthy clothing. This individual does not have the ability to interact well with others due to his slow slurred speech, and wandering eyes. This individual is balding, and the hair he does have, resembles animal fur. He is truly "lost in the sauce"
"Dude, you have ranch dressing all over you hands and face! Your a complete soup sandwich!"
by Bob Sakamano April 28, 2005
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A slang street/prison term used to describe the softness in a person who is supposed to be "Stand-up" or "Solid" and clearly, is not.
Someone is supposed to be a lookout in a particular situation, eg; smuggling, smoking,using drugs, and the individual does not or even worse, rats his friends out, he is 'solid like a soup sandwich'.
by carseyjones October 18, 2011
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An unbelievably messy situation. Think literally, two pieces of bread with soup in between.
With 3 ex-boyfriends in the room, the possiblility of a SOUP SANDWICH was high.
by Dan Seaberg January 18, 2008
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A soup sandwich can be a very messy cuisine option unless you use a bread bowl in which case is most definitely a sandwich.
cream of broccoli in a whole wheat bread bowl is a Soup sandwich
by G-baller June 02, 2011
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Describing one that is incredulously soft
Oh my god JBae I can't believe your reading chicken soup for the teenage soul, your softer than a soup sandwich
by Jonathan Bae April 21, 2008
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A term used in the US Army to denote extreme uselessness. It is directed toward something or someone that is the figurative equivalent of the literal hot sloppy pile of shit that a gob of soup between two pieces of sandwich bread would be.

So the implication here is that the object of discussion is 'Fucked up like a soup sandwich.'

Equivalent expressions in the civilian world are:
Tore up from the floor up.
Useless as tits on a boar..
and so forth.
Drill Sergeant: "Private you can't do anything right, you could break a goddamn crow-bar. Why I couldn't trust you to remove the lint from the back side of my ball sack with a piece of goddamn hundred MPH tape. You're about as worthless as a soup sandwich."

Drill Sergeant: "You are the lowliest goddamn example of hot garbage I have EVER seen. You look like a goddamn soup sandwich, that uniform looks like you pressed it under your mattress springs, and those dusty ass boots look like you shined them with a snicker bar and a goddamn green pad. That is goddamn un-sat, Private. Report to my office immediately following this formation to be skullfucked appropriately."
by ABN_PMPN505 June 18, 2011
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