Sorwhore
Sorwhores are part of a sorwhority. They make people think they are the ideal woman with their perfectly processed hair, perfectly plastic body parts, perfectly fake tans, and perfectly idiotic and ignorant minds. Their daddy's are seriously proud of them and reward them with tons of cash that they aimlessly spend on their identical outfits, booze, and diet pills. They "accidentally" drink too much at the fraternity houses and "accidentally" engage in sexual activity, giving them the name "sorwhores." Except the difference between them and real whores is the fact that sorwhores do not get paid, they have to pay.
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