The fittest woman you’ll ever meet. She has such nice boobs and hair. Also a cute personality. To even get to breathe around this woman, you’re considered lucky;)
Person 1: “bro she’s so fit!”
Person 2:”but is she Sophie marsh?”
Person 1: “sadly not”
Sophie Marshall is the type of girl who is laughing all the time. Most of the time it’s over the Smallest things. Although she’s always laughing she isn’t always happy. She laughs to try and hide her insecurities. She constantly worry’s over her appearance. Sophie’s are pretty positive people. They are always trying to make people feel better. Sophie have been hurt. Sophie’s are a fun and funny person to be around. She loves to make people laugh. Sophie’s love physical affection. If u have a Sophie in your life hug her. If you are in a relationship with a Sophie kiss her. She loves to show affection so let her. She loves to feel affection so show her it.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!