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Sobriety Dysphoria 

so·bri·e·ty dys·pho·ri·a

/səˈbrīədē disˈfôrēə/

A state of unease or generalized dissatisfaction with being sober
I'ma call the plug. My Sobriety Dysphoria is really acting up today.
Related Words
A girl who smells like sweaty dick. She is a uncontrollable eater and will eat anything in her path. She is a whore. She also fingers her butthole to pictures of llamas with cheese all over their bodies. And noone wants to be around her because her vagina sags so much that everyone trips over it. She needs to bathe. But we love her!
"Sambry's near."

"How do you know?"

"I smell her."
Sambry by thellamaman May 3, 2014

sombysow 

Generally refers to subjects of the male persuasion:

A "hoser."

Someone who you dislike enough that you mustn't say their name out loud. And ironically, a way to call a friend that makes you laugh and is odd enough to warrant the title.

A deceptive, stealthy, yet lazy person.

A sleeping large pig.
That sombysow has slept with every girl around here, not to mention he owes me 20 bucks!
sombysow by thingoneandthingtwo October 27, 2011
spanish word used in slang form to mean "go for it" or "ok!"
My friend invited me to go hang out, so I replied "Sobres, lets go".
sobres by docturpeppur November 20, 2004

Mumbai Sombrero 

Picking up a woman, thinking she is of Mexican descent only to find out after sex that she is from India.
I picked up this chick at closing time and later, while I was asleep, she defragged my PC.
It was a total Mumbai Sombrero.

Blue sombrero

When a bald man inserts the top of his head into the vagina of the woman from Blue Waffles.
Dude1: Yo baldy, what'd you do last night?
Dude2: Got a blue sombrero from that chick from Blue Waffles.