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Solar Toking 

Solar Toking is a term for liting Marijuana in bowl or bong, outdoors, using the power of the sun and a magnifying glass or fresnel lens. By angling the magnifying glass or lens between the marijuana and the sun and focusing the beam into a dot the marijuana will ignite.

The reasons for doing this are:

1). Taste -
Marijuana smoked in this was is undiluted by butane or flint smoke from lighters.

2). Burns Clean -
The Marijuana smoked in this way burns clean rather than absorbing butane and chemicals from lighters.

3). Green Hits to the end -
The small area that is combusted by a beam of light allows for continuious inhalations of fresh Marijuana material.

4). Vaporizing -
With practice a Solar Toker can produce an affect simulair to Vaporizing without urning the material. By controlling the focus of light the bowl can be heated up releasing Marijuanas essential vapors.

5). No Wind -
The wind blows out the flame of a lighter. The Suns rays are not affected by wind.

6). Efficency -
Solar Toking is very efficent because it does not destroy and incinerate Marijuana material as a lighter does. Solar Toking can be precise so that no Material is wasted.

7). Time -
Solar Toking on a clear day, Marijuana can be ignited almost instantly if angled and aimed properly.

The only major drawback is that it is difficult to use Solar Toking in cloudy conditions. A clear to partly cloudy sky is optimal for Solar Toking.
Weedster 1: Whats that term they use for smoking out in the sun with a magnifying glass?

Weedster 2: Solar Toking?
Solar Toking by TheMadBonger April 1, 2007
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Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026

scabbage 

A scabbed area that is particularly crackly, flaky, or tempting.
Don't pick your scabbage!

Her scabbage from that motorcycle accident is really gross!

Mom! The scabbage from the scrape on my leg is bleeding!
scabbage by JoCobs March 2, 2010
Word of the Day on August 6, 2026

hot dish 

Minnesota expression for a meal course meant to feed a family or a large group of people ofter brought to pot luck dinners. See caserole.
This tuna noodle hot dish is simply terrif.
hot dish by Clifford Hall July 15, 2008
Word of the Day on August 5, 2026