Soggy Moggy

When you take a handful of paper - preferably toilet paper - and run it under a hot/cold tap with the intention of throwing it.

"Brian was taking a piss when he got soggy moggy'd by a group of boys."

by lja90 November 1, 2009

soggy moggy

a ladies slop on. a warm wet pussy

as angela got excited by the johnny depp poster she realised she had a soggy moggy

by raymond mcdowell December 5, 2003

Soggy Moggy

When everyone stands around and ejaculates on a moggy

At the christmas party moggy got really drunk and all the boys gave him a soggy moggy

by Oystersandrissoles December 1, 2021

Saggy Maggy

An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.

Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"

Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."

Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"

Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"

Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"

by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012

saggy maggy

a person who has grown significant fat rolls around their middle/waist/arms, any part of the body really and who feel the need to sit there with clothes that are far too tight and lean over showing their stretch marks to the world

a saggy maggy is someone who has ate too many burgers or "all the pies" as they say in wigan

by shelley aka saggy maggy March 14, 2007

snoggy moggie

From the British words snog and moggie, that kissable kitten who gets soggy from your snogging, and goes wet 'down there,' when there's been a lot of smooching and foreplay. A cute pet-name, when you're texting back and forth, or talking on the phone, and she's a playful kitty; a kitten, a minx, a Snoggy Moggie!

Texting your minx when you've been apart for a few days, and can't wait to ravage her, again - Summoning her inner-Snoggy Moggie:

You: "Geez, babe, your lips are well lush... I've been fantasizing about snogging you all weekend. I can't wait to get home!"
Her: "Oh, I'm nibbling my lips already, at the thought, babe... When's your train get in? Got some treats for ya, hmmm"
You: "Hehe... You're such a snoggy moggie, girl... I'm next stop, be there soon! Loves ya, babe!'

by BunnyBonker December 19, 2018

soggydoggy123

the gay rainbow six siege player that rages about everything

that guy is such a soggydoggy123 he needs to stop screaming

by mrtinydick May 19, 2018