When a man(1) is laying down with head off bed and another man(2) inserts penis into man 1's mouth. Man 1 must have mustache to which rub man 2's taint, while also dabbling nose into man 2's asshole.
Andrew: Justin if you don't shit on my face I'm going to soggy floggins you.
Justin: Wait why not both?
Andrew: I'm not gay dude.
Justin: Wait why not both?
Andrew: I'm not gay dude.
by Harry Sugma March 14, 2019