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Soggy Cereal 

When a woman has an untamed forest of pubes, and a partner goes down on them. Once done, the saliva left in the hair makes a nose reminiscent of soggy Rice Krispies, as the dark and curlies become unmatted and regain their full volume.
I went down on her, and now she's got some soggy cereal.
Soggy Cereal by GodOfPearlJam June 1, 2018

Soggy cereal 

Smoking the last bit of a bowl
U: I'm smoking the end of the bowl
B: ew, the soggy cereal?
Soggy cereal by Babyvideo February 20, 2017

soggy cereals 

Act of eating cereals from the anal cavity of an other person.
- Dude, I'd eat soggy cereals all day long with that milf.
- What's that ?
- Go see soggycereals.com and enjoy.
soggy cereals by teddybrown September 29, 2017

soggycereal 

why would you look for soggycereal, its self explanatory you moron.. www.soggycereal.com
<phyrearms> i'm feeling gay today
<monDay> www.soggycereal.com this prolly won't help
soggycereal by daymon January 19, 2003
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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