Soft Launch

When a guy jerks off while not being erect.

"Oh babe, I'm about to Soft Launch!"

by maddiemarie16 July 19, 2023

Soft Launch

A gooey, soft, yet not liquid excretion from one's anal region. Usually caused by excessive caffeine or cigarette consumption (or a combination of both.) Can consist of particulate matter or be purely velvet in texture.

A true soft launch should not cause pain such as with diarrhea.

Hey guys, We have to go. I farted but it turns out I soft launched. I need to change my clothes.

by SoftLaunchingMissiles August 5, 2009

Soft launch

A photo preview of a talking stage before it becomes an official relationship on social media.ie) taking photos of their dinner plate and their hands, half their face or their shoes as to allude there's someone special in your life.

Kayla: Oh are you guys official now?
Hannah: No, we're doing a soft launch of our relationship incase it doesn't work out
Kayla: Good idea!

by beezkneez97 July 4, 2021

Soft launch

The act of farting in your hand and slowly throwing it in your significant other’s face.

I soft launch (ed) my ol lady today right in the mouth and ended up pocketing her as well.

by Soft launcher November 19, 2021

soft launch

A situation that occurs when a man is doing a girl and he can't get his penis fully erect. Doing a girl with a semi.

Rob: Man, I was so messed up the other night I was having a hard time getting it up

Edward: What did you do?

Rob: It was all good, I gave her the soft launch.

by brownie85 December 23, 2008

Soft Launch

When you start dropping hints for an excuse you’ll use later to get out of something

My friend is soft launching that he can’t come tonight because unprompted, he keeps mentioning he has a headache this morning

by RR25320 September 11, 2025

dream soft launch

saving pic of siennas picture in chat saying random shit when high-aubrey reighmer

“my
dream soft launch”

by dream soft launch August 19, 2025