Sofa king

The male version of a pillow princess. Like a pillow princess, a sofa king can be straight, bi, or gay. Both pillow princesses and sofa kings are selfish in bed.

Louise: I was interested in Kevin until I found out he was a sofa king. I don’t mind being on top, but I would never be with a guy who doesn’t eat me out.

by nutella137 November 16, 2020

sofa king

A 'friendly' way to say "so fucking".

"Dag, yo! I am sofa king high!"
"I could jump off a cliff, I'm sofa king bored..."
"I'm sofa king stoned..."
"You're sofa king stupid!"

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

sofa-king

Deriving from ‘Sofa King’, a play on "so fucking", sofa-king is to be used as an adjective-modifying adjective.

See über.

I am sofa-king tired right now.

by Victor Van Styn September 3, 2005

sofa king

A great drunking bar trick. To get someone to make a fool of themselves by having them repeat a set of words out loud quickly.

Eye M Sofa King We Todd Did

by Sir DorkALot April 20, 2005

sofa king

in translation meaning so fuckin'

Joe: You're reatarded. Sofa King Retarded

by Cooky December 3, 2007

Sofa King

Another way to say 'so fucking'.
Or, just a really cool display name on myspace.

ie: Sofa King Cool

Ashley: hey, look at that Brad's the Sofa king.

Brad: No dipshit. Think about it.

by asdfghjk21sofaking September 30, 2009

sofa king

one who rules the couch

The sofa king made Tommy sit on the floor.

by tazdiablo February 7, 2009